Post by Un Autre Monde on Dec 14, 2008 18:02:45 GMT -5
¿HEAR THE WORDS OF EL PRESIDENTE?
It has come to the attention of El Presidente that there are certain threats to the stability of this glorious board have arisen. Therefore, in all my inspiration and wisdom, I, El Presidente, have created a challenge.
If any filthy usurpers wish to even think about attempting to topple me from my untopplable seat from which I commant this great forum, they shall have to answer at least eight out of ten questions on this sheet correctly. If they prove themselves thus as much as a tenth as worthy to take on me, they shall face off with me in a fair (Joey's non insane side note: Yep, really, I'll get someone else to write it
) fight to determine if fate has decided that my reign is at an end or not.
Here, unworthy challengers, are the questions:
1) What was the duration of The Great Fail Of El Presidente (|tm), during which our glorious leader was unable to take part fully in mass MSN conversations due to his MSN failing after a few minutes of inactivity?
2) Jeremy Irons?
3) Two trains leave two stations and go in opposing directions along parallel tracks. If the first train leaves Worthing at 4:35 PM and heads North at an average speed on 60 miles an hour, and the second leaves Oakham at 11:25 AM and heads South at an average speed of 40 miles an hour, the Evil Headquarters is in Bath and Dr. Kenneth Doom-of-the-world owns a Volvo S40, considering delays and travel time where is the best place for him to throw the wealthy businessman Mr. Eric Loadsacash off a bridge and onto the tracks to efficiently ensure his death?
4) If a rat is in a dead forest, and there are no other living creatures around, does that make the rat eligible for a free TV license?
5) What were Casca's last spoken words in Shakespeare's Julius Caesar?
6) Give three of Frankie Howerd's catch phrases from Up Pompeii.
7) In no less than five words, explain cupboards.
8) 232 (sin 90) - 74 = ?
9) Which two Fender guitars were known for having a tremolo unit that caused problems for many players and was frequently the subject of aftermarket modification?
10) Who caused the collpase of Barings Bank?
¿VIVA EL PRESIDENTE?
It has come to the attention of El Presidente that there are certain threats to the stability of this glorious board have arisen. Therefore, in all my inspiration and wisdom, I, El Presidente, have created a challenge.
If any filthy usurpers wish to even think about attempting to topple me from my untopplable seat from which I commant this great forum, they shall have to answer at least eight out of ten questions on this sheet correctly. If they prove themselves thus as much as a tenth as worthy to take on me, they shall face off with me in a fair (Joey's non insane side note: Yep, really, I'll get someone else to write it
) fight to determine if fate has decided that my reign is at an end or not.Here, unworthy challengers, are the questions:
1) What was the duration of The Great Fail Of El Presidente (|tm), during which our glorious leader was unable to take part fully in mass MSN conversations due to his MSN failing after a few minutes of inactivity?
2) Jeremy Irons?
3) Two trains leave two stations and go in opposing directions along parallel tracks. If the first train leaves Worthing at 4:35 PM and heads North at an average speed on 60 miles an hour, and the second leaves Oakham at 11:25 AM and heads South at an average speed of 40 miles an hour, the Evil Headquarters is in Bath and Dr. Kenneth Doom-of-the-world owns a Volvo S40, considering delays and travel time where is the best place for him to throw the wealthy businessman Mr. Eric Loadsacash off a bridge and onto the tracks to efficiently ensure his death?
4) If a rat is in a dead forest, and there are no other living creatures around, does that make the rat eligible for a free TV license?
5) What were Casca's last spoken words in Shakespeare's Julius Caesar?
6) Give three of Frankie Howerd's catch phrases from Up Pompeii.
7) In no less than five words, explain cupboards.
8) 232 (sin 90) - 74 = ?
9) Which two Fender guitars were known for having a tremolo unit that caused problems for many players and was frequently the subject of aftermarket modification?
10) Who caused the collpase of Barings Bank?
¿VIVA EL PRESIDENTE?
