Post by AJ on May 24, 2008 16:09:25 GMT -5
The Final – The Reindeer vs. Automatic Schmuck
ROBOTEERS STAND BY!
3…2…1…ACTIVATE!
Both robots fly away quickly, their drivers wanting to get their hands on the trophy! The Reindeer immediately gets a blast from the spinning bar, no damage seems to be caused to the Hardox, but we know it can easily knock a machine out. The Reindeer comes in again and gets the claws around Automatic Schmuck, who pulls back quickly before they can close.
Automatic Schmuck gets another hit on, but The Reindeer is stopping for nothing and rams Shmucky into the arena wall! The claws start to close, Clawdius Decimus Murderous couldn’t get through, lets see if The Reindeer can… Yes, the armour doesn’t look like it is going to be pierced but The Reindeer has a good grip on the sides of Automatic Schmuck.
The Reindeer reverses and heads off towards the pit release. The tyre gets a sharp shove and the pit starts to go down… The Reindeer drives forwards towards the open pit and opens up its claws. Automatic Schmuck quickly gets one of its cheep shots in on the front of The Reindeer and both robots are propelled away like repelling magnets! Automatic Schmuck hovers over the corner of the pit while The Reindeer is blasted back into last year.
Automatic Schmuck comes around the pit and heads for The Reindeer, which isn’t responding! Both robots are again flung across the arena, The Reindeer is certainly still alive and runs for its life while Automatic Schmuck re-gains control and revs up the bar once more.
Automatic Schmuck goes around the pit, but The Reindeer goes the opposite direction. Schmucky isn’t in the mood for games and drives into the pit release, smashing it to pieces! The pit goes back up and Automatic Schmuck flies across the arena and smashes into The Reindeer who was caught half asleep!
Again both robots are flung around the ring in opposite directions, and despite repeated attacks from Automatic Schmuck; The Reindeer is still very much active. The Reindeer is first to recover this time and now it’s his turn to fly across the ring, getting Automatic Schmuck perfectly between the claws and smashing it into the arena wall. The bar starts spinning round again and clonks The Reindeer, definitely not as powerful as before. The Reindeer reverses and slams in again, and reverses again but Automatic Schmuck turns to the side leaving The Reindeer slamming into the wall. Automatic Schmuck turns around and hits The Reindeer with the bar again.
The Reindeer backs away for a breather while Automatic Schmuck gets the bar back up to speed. The Reindeer goes back to open the pit, and Automatic Schmuck goes back in on the attack! A huge shower of yellow sparks erupt on contact and Automatic Schmuck is sent spinning away while The Reindeer just stands like a brick wall! The Reindeer goes for another long ram and slams Automatic Schmuck, who has definitely been tested more than it’s previous two encounters this series. The Reindeer keepings ramming in and out like a piston! Automatic Schmuck breaks away and spins up the bar while running away round the back of the pit. The bar is getting to a frightening speed and it is making a huge whirring sound. The Reindeer approaches with caution, and Automatic Schmuck bursts forwards and unleashes the power! There is a clattering sound booming around the arena and both robots are lost in another cloud of sparks as both robots make contact and are shifted across the ring again. 10 seconds are left on the clock…
10…9…8…
Both robots recover from the attack
7…6…5…
Automatic Schmuck heads for another onslaught
4…3…2…
Automatic Schmuck gets its last attack in right at the end!
CEASE!
Well, that is it. The judges will have to be called to make a decision for a second time this series. Who will be the winner? (Thanks again to Steve for letting me use his system)
Judges Decision
The Reindeer
Damage: 2/5 x 3 = 6
Aggression: 5/5 x 2.5 = 12.5
Strategy: 4/5 x 2 = 8
Control: 4/5 x 1.5 = 6
Style: 4/5 x 1 = 4
Total: 6 + 12.5 + 8 + 6 + 4 = 36.5/50
Automatic Schmuck
Damage: 3/5 x 3 = 9
Aggression: 5/5 x 2.5 = 12.5
Strategy: 4/5 x 2 = 8
Control: 4/5 x 1.5 = 6
Style: 4/5 x 1 = 4
Total: 9 + 12.5 + 8 + 6 + 4 = 39.5/50
And there we have it; if my dodgy calculations are correct Automatic Schmuck wins a 39.5 – 36.5 win on damage.
Automatic Schmuck wins the AJWars Christmas Rumble 2004! Congratulations Tom Roper!
ROBOTEERS STAND BY!
3…2…1…ACTIVATE!
Both robots fly away quickly, their drivers wanting to get their hands on the trophy! The Reindeer immediately gets a blast from the spinning bar, no damage seems to be caused to the Hardox, but we know it can easily knock a machine out. The Reindeer comes in again and gets the claws around Automatic Schmuck, who pulls back quickly before they can close.
Automatic Schmuck gets another hit on, but The Reindeer is stopping for nothing and rams Shmucky into the arena wall! The claws start to close, Clawdius Decimus Murderous couldn’t get through, lets see if The Reindeer can… Yes, the armour doesn’t look like it is going to be pierced but The Reindeer has a good grip on the sides of Automatic Schmuck.
The Reindeer reverses and heads off towards the pit release. The tyre gets a sharp shove and the pit starts to go down… The Reindeer drives forwards towards the open pit and opens up its claws. Automatic Schmuck quickly gets one of its cheep shots in on the front of The Reindeer and both robots are propelled away like repelling magnets! Automatic Schmuck hovers over the corner of the pit while The Reindeer is blasted back into last year.
Automatic Schmuck comes around the pit and heads for The Reindeer, which isn’t responding! Both robots are again flung across the arena, The Reindeer is certainly still alive and runs for its life while Automatic Schmuck re-gains control and revs up the bar once more.
Automatic Schmuck goes around the pit, but The Reindeer goes the opposite direction. Schmucky isn’t in the mood for games and drives into the pit release, smashing it to pieces! The pit goes back up and Automatic Schmuck flies across the arena and smashes into The Reindeer who was caught half asleep!
Again both robots are flung around the ring in opposite directions, and despite repeated attacks from Automatic Schmuck; The Reindeer is still very much active. The Reindeer is first to recover this time and now it’s his turn to fly across the ring, getting Automatic Schmuck perfectly between the claws and smashing it into the arena wall. The bar starts spinning round again and clonks The Reindeer, definitely not as powerful as before. The Reindeer reverses and slams in again, and reverses again but Automatic Schmuck turns to the side leaving The Reindeer slamming into the wall. Automatic Schmuck turns around and hits The Reindeer with the bar again.
The Reindeer backs away for a breather while Automatic Schmuck gets the bar back up to speed. The Reindeer goes back to open the pit, and Automatic Schmuck goes back in on the attack! A huge shower of yellow sparks erupt on contact and Automatic Schmuck is sent spinning away while The Reindeer just stands like a brick wall! The Reindeer goes for another long ram and slams Automatic Schmuck, who has definitely been tested more than it’s previous two encounters this series. The Reindeer keepings ramming in and out like a piston! Automatic Schmuck breaks away and spins up the bar while running away round the back of the pit. The bar is getting to a frightening speed and it is making a huge whirring sound. The Reindeer approaches with caution, and Automatic Schmuck bursts forwards and unleashes the power! There is a clattering sound booming around the arena and both robots are lost in another cloud of sparks as both robots make contact and are shifted across the ring again. 10 seconds are left on the clock…
10…9…8…
Both robots recover from the attack
7…6…5…
Automatic Schmuck heads for another onslaught
4…3…2…
Automatic Schmuck gets its last attack in right at the end!
CEASE!
Well, that is it. The judges will have to be called to make a decision for a second time this series. Who will be the winner? (Thanks again to Steve for letting me use his system)
Judges Decision
The Reindeer
Damage: 2/5 x 3 = 6
Aggression: 5/5 x 2.5 = 12.5
Strategy: 4/5 x 2 = 8
Control: 4/5 x 1.5 = 6
Style: 4/5 x 1 = 4
Total: 6 + 12.5 + 8 + 6 + 4 = 36.5/50
Automatic Schmuck
Damage: 3/5 x 3 = 9
Aggression: 5/5 x 2.5 = 12.5
Strategy: 4/5 x 2 = 8
Control: 4/5 x 1.5 = 6
Style: 4/5 x 1 = 4
Total: 9 + 12.5 + 8 + 6 + 4 = 39.5/50
And there we have it; if my dodgy calculations are correct Automatic Schmuck wins a 39.5 – 36.5 win on damage.
Automatic Schmuck wins the AJWars Christmas Rumble 2004! Congratulations Tom Roper!