Post by AJ on May 24, 2008 15:48:34 GMT -5
Black Chalkie Beard vs. Killotine: EVO
And now, we reach the Grand Final of the AJWars Four Way League. Clusterbot lifters against heavyweight axebot. Lets just remind ourselves how they got this far…
The two robots met in the second battle of the series, where the clusterbot rested Killotine: EVO onto its side and then pushed it into the pit. Black Chalkie Beard then went on to kill Ankle Biter The Second after its own drum ate up the floor and knocked itself out! Black Chalkie Beard then came across Tenderizer’s Revenge who managed to pit one of the parts and be the first to defeat it. After the defeat Killotine: EVO went on to clamp and pit Tenderizer’s Revenge and then finally ram Ankle Biter The Second out of the arena!
Now its time for vengeance, but who will come out of the grudge match champion?
3…2…1…ACTIVATE!
Immediately there is a quick start to the battle as the clusterbot splits and Killotine: EVO heads straight for them! Killotine: EVO hits Black and rams it towards the arena wall and the axes flies over denting the armour and taking a grapple. Beard turns around and charges at Killotine: EVO, lifting up the skirt and getting underneath. The big red machine reverses quickly, leaving the clusters behind. Black and Beard follow Killotine: EVO as it bashes into the pit release tyre. As the siren sounds in the arena the giant pit starts to descend, Killotine: EVO wants Black Chalkie Beard pitted.
Black and Beard drive either side of the pit, hoping to corner Killotine: EVO, but Killy isn’t scared and just drives straight at Beard, sliding the new front blade under and starts firing repeated axe blows onto the top.
Steve puts his foot down and Killotine: EVO flies towards the wall, smashing Beard into it and again firing repeated blows, now also ramming it into the arena wall. Black comes in just in time to save its teammate and bowls Killotine: EVO over onto its back with the lifting arm! The axe fires quickly, self-righting the Scottish machine, and Steve is straight back on the attack, this time sliding under Black and pushing it across the arena and into the arena wall. Killotine: EVO starts its beat and gives Mr Black a real headache! More repeated axe blows crash into the top of Black, but this time, nobody is there to help out, Beard appears to be static!
Killotine: EVO is being relentless; it just won’t let Black go! Black is getting pummeled with axe blows and rams, but is somehow surviving thanks to the Hardox skin.
Meanwhile, smoke is licking from Beard as it starts spinning in circles, something seems to be wrong… but Black cannot investigate because it is being absolutely battered!
CEASE!
The judges have called a cease because they want to investigate Beard, to see if they think it is still mobile…
…and the judges have said that Beard can continue the fight, and all the robots are put back into the positions they were at before the cease was called.
3…2…1…ACTIVATE!
Killotine: EVO starts pounding away once more, as Beard continues spinning in circles. Suddenly, Killotine: EVO turns around and heads towards Beard, and gives it a nudges and then turns around behind it, firing the axe. Killy has a clamp and Steve moves Killotine: EVO forwards, towards the pit! Just a meter away… BANG! Black comes flying in and does a suicidal slam to bash Beard out of the path to the pit. But Killotine: EVO continues its run and manages to get Black onto the edge of the pit! Beard, still spinning in circles can’t do anything, as Killotine: EVO lines up and knocks Black into the pit of oblivion!
CEASE!
Would you like curry sauce with those battered robots, sir?
Black Chalkie Beard is wiped off the blackboard, KILLOTINE: EVO IS THE AJWARS FOUR WAY LEAGUE CHAMPION!
Congratulations to Steven McGregor and Killotine: EVO! You win the AJWars Four Way League Cup and 100VP!
And now, we reach the Grand Final of the AJWars Four Way League. Clusterbot lifters against heavyweight axebot. Lets just remind ourselves how they got this far…
The two robots met in the second battle of the series, where the clusterbot rested Killotine: EVO onto its side and then pushed it into the pit. Black Chalkie Beard then went on to kill Ankle Biter The Second after its own drum ate up the floor and knocked itself out! Black Chalkie Beard then came across Tenderizer’s Revenge who managed to pit one of the parts and be the first to defeat it. After the defeat Killotine: EVO went on to clamp and pit Tenderizer’s Revenge and then finally ram Ankle Biter The Second out of the arena!
Now its time for vengeance, but who will come out of the grudge match champion?
3…2…1…ACTIVATE!
Immediately there is a quick start to the battle as the clusterbot splits and Killotine: EVO heads straight for them! Killotine: EVO hits Black and rams it towards the arena wall and the axes flies over denting the armour and taking a grapple. Beard turns around and charges at Killotine: EVO, lifting up the skirt and getting underneath. The big red machine reverses quickly, leaving the clusters behind. Black and Beard follow Killotine: EVO as it bashes into the pit release tyre. As the siren sounds in the arena the giant pit starts to descend, Killotine: EVO wants Black Chalkie Beard pitted.
Black and Beard drive either side of the pit, hoping to corner Killotine: EVO, but Killy isn’t scared and just drives straight at Beard, sliding the new front blade under and starts firing repeated axe blows onto the top.
Steve puts his foot down and Killotine: EVO flies towards the wall, smashing Beard into it and again firing repeated blows, now also ramming it into the arena wall. Black comes in just in time to save its teammate and bowls Killotine: EVO over onto its back with the lifting arm! The axe fires quickly, self-righting the Scottish machine, and Steve is straight back on the attack, this time sliding under Black and pushing it across the arena and into the arena wall. Killotine: EVO starts its beat and gives Mr Black a real headache! More repeated axe blows crash into the top of Black, but this time, nobody is there to help out, Beard appears to be static!
Killotine: EVO is being relentless; it just won’t let Black go! Black is getting pummeled with axe blows and rams, but is somehow surviving thanks to the Hardox skin.
Meanwhile, smoke is licking from Beard as it starts spinning in circles, something seems to be wrong… but Black cannot investigate because it is being absolutely battered!
CEASE!
The judges have called a cease because they want to investigate Beard, to see if they think it is still mobile…
…and the judges have said that Beard can continue the fight, and all the robots are put back into the positions they were at before the cease was called.
3…2…1…ACTIVATE!
Killotine: EVO starts pounding away once more, as Beard continues spinning in circles. Suddenly, Killotine: EVO turns around and heads towards Beard, and gives it a nudges and then turns around behind it, firing the axe. Killy has a clamp and Steve moves Killotine: EVO forwards, towards the pit! Just a meter away… BANG! Black comes flying in and does a suicidal slam to bash Beard out of the path to the pit. But Killotine: EVO continues its run and manages to get Black onto the edge of the pit! Beard, still spinning in circles can’t do anything, as Killotine: EVO lines up and knocks Black into the pit of oblivion!
CEASE!
Would you like curry sauce with those battered robots, sir?
Black Chalkie Beard is wiped off the blackboard, KILLOTINE: EVO IS THE AJWARS FOUR WAY LEAGUE CHAMPION!
Congratulations to Steven McGregor and Killotine: EVO! You win the AJWars Four Way League Cup and 100VP!